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Shields: None - Nomads despite their advanced technology have no shields.

This open door causes all of them to go wtfapeshit and fall back through into their homeworld. Yes, the final mission is you opening a door.

And the best part is they arrived in our galaxy through a massive stargate network!ĭespite nearly taking over the galaxy and all of mankind, they were easily defeated once Edison Trent, the bastard you play, discovered they cant handle a door being opened. They also gave them the Go'uld power to make their eyes glow, and the use of ancient artifacts as weapons (more stargate). What would any space sim be without aliens? Well, Microsoft decided that Aliens had to be blue and squishy. Microsoft's 2003 game Freelancer drew heavily on stargate to fill in Microsoft's inate lack of creativity.

Aliens are always biomechanical and evil.Īs you can see, a planned stargate feature that was never included in the final release.

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Pirates and other NPCs are so slow to react that you can avoid cargo scans by docking.

Astrophysics does not rule out 3 suns within 20km of each other.Then you buy a ship called the Anubis which can only be bought once and use it to kick ass for the rest of the game. Then you get shot on an "adventure" that is obviously a poorly designed "tour of sirius" to get the player to explore.

Then you meet Juni who gives you a shitty ship and a mission just as shitty. The plot of this game involves some aliens shooting purple energy stuff at a space station and you being, for some reason, rushed from the border worlds to a hospital in the heartland of liberty. trading consists mainly of flying back and forth the same way for years, in order to earn negligable amounts of scrap, which will then be stolen. if you drop the scrap, he will say you are a coward, but if you don't he will attack you, and get owned in the face because all AIs are Noobs. whenever you have any, a random AI will come and demand that you give it to him, so that he can spend it on chocolate. The main form of currency in freelancer is scrap metal. Mining! Too bad it takes 5 hours to fill your hold!Īnd in addition, you can fly a wide variety of missions such as.Īnd the best part, is that EVERYONE sounds American.Microsoft loves to promote contraceptive rings.įreelancer offers an amazing variety of single player options such as. This is Microsoft's way of punishing you for not pressing retry.

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Also, in the human creative process that is locating an old name and repeating it, there are multiple "border worlds" with planets like Crete (which are full of Greek people!)įinally, some random really cool organizations such as the Order were introduced in single player mode, but are totally worthless in open single player. In addition to the houses, there are some random independent worlds noone gives a fuck about named after explorers.

Bretonia: The Chimp's Tea time in New London still goes on, because the Queen of Bretonia, who somehow not only became a powerful leader (while being a woman) while overthrowing hundreds of years of democratic tradition, also never gets seen! We do know that she is a friend of Sarah Palin, who frequently invites her to play Lacross.

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Liberty: SPACE AMERICA! Do you like a place where you can have a trial without a jury yet the crime is so out of control that pirates control all shipping? Do you wanna get the worst ships in the game and fight the wimpiest NPCs? If you answered yes, they are for you!.Yet incredibly on all their frigid planets they have become the biggest producers of food! The Rheinlanders enjoy passtimes such as serving the Kaiser and hating Americans. Rheinland: These people include such talents as losing wars and failing to find a planet where the temperature gets above 0.Kusari: What if Japanese people upon going to space decided to fuck democracy in the ass and go back to the Shogan? Well, if you think all asian people squint and fly spaceships that look like bumblebees, Kusari are very accurate.

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The incredible teams that would one day bring us Internet Explorer 8's porn mode and windows vista created 4 unique houses for Freelancer such as.

6 Discovery Freelancer, because this wasn't enough.